Haikuffee Break.

Alarming alarm,
Could not fight the call to wake
Where is my coffee.

Where is my coffee?
Awake, and unkindly so.
Where is my coffee!

Some people make their
Coffee out of cat feces.
See? Things could be worse.

Oh strong dark coffee
Our love is absolutely
So conditional.

Oh no, coffee thief!
For the love of all beauty,
Put  My  Coffee  Down.

Heywaitaminute
That's not a cup of coffee,
That's milk with a tan.

I am so sorry
For the misunderstanding
That's not even mine.

You should probably
Use a different looking mug
For your own safety.

Clean water filtered
Through course ground, dark roasted beans.
Phew, we'll be okay.

It does not matter
What the morning beats you with
Good coffee is good.