My Strange Problems

To Meany Problems

I Have Some Problems

I Must Adress

In My Car

If You Honk Three Times

The Doors Open

My Bed Is To Small

And The Sheets Are Real Itchy

I Hate Orange

It Gives Me Gas

Loud Gas

I Buy Awesome Salsa Dip

But It's Not Awesome At All

I Chew My Nails

Every Friday Night

I Watch Star Wars By Myself

I Don't Believe In Santa

But I Do Beleive In Elves

I Don't Like Pudding

It Also Creates Gas

I Blow My Nose To Hard

And The Toilet Dosen't Flush

Jeeze I Need Help

Can You Help Me?

 

Author's Note

Problems

Reviews

[Sapphire.Diamond]

HAHAHAHHAA
kaay i love this poem
made me laugh :P

[closed account]

HAHA!!! I LOVE YOUR HUMOR!! sounds like something that I would write!! this was funny, we all have our share of problems, but I don't get gas when I eat oranges or pudding !!! lol

[closed account]

HAHA!!! I LOVE YOUR HUMOR!! sounds like something that I would write!! this was funny, we all have our share of problems, but I don't get gas when I eat oranges or pudding !!! lol