The Freaky A*s Tree

The Freaky A*s Tree

A Poem by Kenny K
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There is A Scary Tree Out Side

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Tap Tap Tap

Its That F*****g Tree Again

Every Night it Wakes Me

It Drives Me Insane

It Makes Evil Faces

Where Are My M&Ms?

The Tree Is A Theif

Now It Is War

I Shall Go Chop It Down!

Holly Crap My Door Is Locked!

The Tree Is Going To Get Me

Tap Tap Tap

Wait A Second

The Tree Is Giving Me The Finger!

YOUR GOING DOWN!

Tap Tap Tap

Oh Crap it's Getting Louder

TAP TAP TAP

Are You There God?

It's Me Kenny

If You Help Me I Swear

I Will Be Nice To Johiva Witnesses

TAP! TAP! TAP!

GO AWAY TREE

FINE

Said The Tree

I Just Wanted To Give You These

As I Reached Out My Window

Somthing Fell Into My Hand

M&Ms!

Your Not Such A Freaky A*s Tree After All

I Shall Call You

Franky

© 2008 Kenny K


Author's Note

Kenny K
The Tree

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LMAO!!!! I LOVE YOU MANNNN!!!!! 'The freaky a*s tree'... told you that would be an awesome poem.
I f*****g love this poem! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted 17 Years Ago


HAHAHAHAHAHA
omg.
i love this poem

Posted 17 Years Ago


LMAO! best poem of yours yet Moe...haha...that was good...you certainly aren't afraid to offend people now are you? haha keep up with the good work...this was F-U-N-N-Y! Congrats!

Posted 17 Years Ago


Are You There God?
It's Me Kenny
If You Help Me I Swear
I Will Be Nice To Johiva Witnesses


This part in your poem made me laugh so hard. Good job.


Posted 17 Years Ago


Hey, I got a bush that gives out Skittles. Maybe they know each other. Funny write. :)

Posted 17 Years Ago


lol I believe you just loss a fight with a tree. Hmmm I think that only happens when I have been drinking too much. Interesting piece that I found to be an amuzing and easy read. It could flow a bit better, but in all I enjoyed it. Nice Job.

Posted 17 Years Ago



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Added on July 20, 2008

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Kenny K
Kenny K

Belleville Ont, Canada



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Well I Am A Musician And Play Lots Of Sports I Love to Work Out And Listen To Metal. I Really don't know what to say i am sorta shy when it comes to girls and the whole dating scene. I love to read an.. more..