Toilet Time Blues

Everyone Has Experencied this

Sitting And Waiting

The Pain Is Unbarable

I Scream In My Head

And Try To Fight The Pain

The Feeling Is Intence

Like Trying To Catch A

Squrill

The Sensation Is Unbelievable

The Hairs On My Leggs  Freeze

Here It Comes

KLUNK

I Feel The Splash Of Cold

Toilt Water

I Sit In Relief

Now Where Is The...

...........

...........

...........

NO!

Where Is The Toilet PAPER!

 

Author's Note

I Went Throught This It Sux

Reviews

[Mariah]

Um, wow. I'm not actually brave enough or talented enough to make this kind of thing "poetic". XD I was thoroughly entertained. When I say LOL, I do not lie.

...but perhaps the most interesting thing is this:

"Sitting And Waiting

The Pain Is Unbarable

I Scream In My Head

And Try To Fight The Pain"


Those lines could easily be from some depressing poem about heartbreak or something. XD

[Kriss]

YOU WOULD JUST WRITE A POEM ABOUT BODILY FUNCTIONS!
lol, I actually found it hilarious! nice Moe!

[Legion]

LOL Yea it does, but what really sucks is having that happen at a friend's house where the door doesn't lock and his little nephew comes running in with his hot mom (your friend's sister) chasing after him and she has to hand you a new roll. Now that sucks. :) Good write. A few typos, but doesn't take away from the intensity or constipation of it. ;)