The Bad Bully

A story about a bully who's unlucky, not really good at what he does, which in the end teaches him a lesson.

    Here I am I'm ready to go, gonna let all the other bullies know.

    I'm the greatest and latest, and my name is Tully Shmoe.

    I tried to beat someone up just for looking at me.

    But it turns out I was wrong and he couldn't even see.

    The other day I tried to give someone a swirl.

    It's just way too hard when their hair is in curls.

    I tried to take someone's money in the lunch room today.

    It turns out that he was poor so I had nothing to say.

    I didn't like jews so I wanted to give one my wrath.

    But it turns out he was catholic and just really good at math.

    I tried to let a fart out in the middle of a class.

    But gosh darn it all I was all out of gas.

    I tried to drop an eraser on top of someone's head.

    Please don't make fun of who it landed on instead.

    I went on a trip and someone started to dance.

    I thought to myself this might be a very good chance.

    I wanted to hit him with my homemade lance.

    But he made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

    The last encounter made me start to think.

    Being a bully just really really stinks.

    As I watched the other bullies make fun of another kid.

    I realized I just couldn't do what the other bullies did.

    So I started to be nice to everyone I see.

    It was so much better wouldn't you agree?

Author's Note

Wondering about the bully's name. Let me know what you think.

Reviews

[Tazeen Ahmed]

your poems are so well captured and interesting to read...
it was honest the way a bully is portrayed...
humor is well set !