Jean Pide

Jean Pide

A Poem by Lainey

 Jean Pide

Take a hike!

Got no class

Got big a*s

Got no brain

pull-ons strain.

Got no tits!

Mother Lips!

Got no cool!

Farting fool!

© 2008 Lainey


Author's Note

Lainey
Poem about this grotesque pig-woman that was in my college class back in the 1980's. She was a slob who had her kids selling candy while her fat ass sat in class. She used to fart in front of us. She was a truly vile creature who used her children for slave labor.

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I wonder where Jean is now and if she still suffers from flatulence?

Posted 17 Years Ago

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Added on August 7, 2008
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Lainey
Lainey

Enfield, CT



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I love to write, rhyme, and enunciate my swear words, but in perfect meter. more..