Friendly Advice

To all the married men out there

Here's some friendly adivce

Never tell her she's getting fat

Or you'll surely pay the price

Never say, "You're getting old"

Or "Is that some gray I see"

I'm the dummy who's said these things

So you better take it from me

And if she ever burns your supper

Just smile and say it's great

If she asks if you want seconds

Act like you just can't wait

And if you ever hear her snoring

Just go get on the couch

Cause if you wake that woman up again

She's becomes a terrible grouch

And when she asks if her mom can visit

Just smile and nod your head

Or you'll be sleeping among the stars 

With the dog house for your bed

Always put the toliet seat down

Cause a woman will always sit

But if you ever forget this golden rule

She'll throw such a horrible fit

That's about all I have to say

And I hoped you listened well

Cause if you didn't, then take it from me

She'll make your life pure....Well.....you know

Reviews

[Brandon S. Whitten]

Wonderful read and write. So far none of those issues have surfaced, I must be doing something right:)

[Melody]

Lol. This is funny and very very true. I really like that last line a lot. Lol. Great job as usual, Whisk.

[Brianna Brie]

Yup! That about sums it up, but with a bit of a flare for humor. Funny thing is my brother just told his wife she is too fat. All hell broke loose for him!