Woman Hitler

There's nothing worse on God's green earth

Than a woman with ultimate power

She'll time you when you sit on the throne

And it better not take an hour

Imagine if there was a Woman Hitler

Man would we be screwed

You know, a woman who thinks she knows it all

But you'd swear that she's a dude

A dinky little mustache beneath her nose

And a unibrow that looks like it's winkin'

I never noticed but the stubble on her chin

Kinda looks like Abraham Lincoln

This Woman Hitler will change the world

And make slaves of all the men

She'd make a decloration that watching football

Would be the unpardonable sin

I bet you didn't know if you rearrange the letters

She's known to one and all

Just rearrange the letters in Woman Hitler

It's gonna spell Mother in law

Reviews

[Seashell]

I visualised as I read...and was laughing all the way through.
haaaa
Babs x

[Marie]

Cute. I didn't know how it would end up.

[.Lost Soul.]

Lol i love this!

[SuicidePact.]

excellent!

[Renée]

lol !