Cupid Stole My Wife

Valentine's Day is dead to me

Now It cuts me like a knife

See, February the fourteenth

Was when Cupid stole my wife

I told my wife how special she was

With flowers and candy in hand

She replied, "Yeah okay whatever"

And I really didn't understand

I thought I left the toilet seat up

Or said her mom was fat in my sleep

I tried to ask her what I did

But she just wouldn't utter a peep

Then out of the blue, I noticed

A tiny arrow had pierced her heart

I knew it was that love fairy

That had torn our marriage apart

She said,"I'm sorry I just can't help it,

I love that little dude with wings,

He makes me feel alive inside,

With all the happiness he brings"

"He even likes to watch chick flicks

What more can a woman ask?"

I knew I couldn't compete with that

For It was just too great a task

Well, the days went by like minutes

'Til one day, when I came home

Our bank account had been cleaned out

And I found myself alone

I still see them every now and then

And now Cupid has even grown a beard

My wife was always partial to those

So it turned out like I'd feared

Don't worry about me, I got my revenge

I'm dating Mother Nature and never feel no pain

For everytime, they leave their house

She always makes it rain

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[Renée]

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