The Pimple

Well I wrote a poem about my wife

But she said, "If you post it you die"

I said, "Don't worry babe you can count on me"

But she should have known that I lie

She had this pimple on the tip of her nose

And I couldn't help but stare

She thought I was listening to her every word

'Cause she didn't know it was there

Now that monster had me hypnotized

I even forgot how to blink

It looked at me with those come hither eyes

And I swear I saw it wink

Well that night we went out to dinner

To an all you can eat buffet

Before we left she said, "How do I look?"

But I didn't know what to say

Now the waiter was truly mesmerized

And my wife still none the wiser

She thought it was rude when he asked her politely

"Would you nose like an appetizer?

She excused herself to powder her nose

At least that's what she said

But when she got back, she had fire in her eyes

And said, "When we get home you're dead"

Well that pimple finally faded away

But my wife won't let me forget

I think she knows that I posted this poem

'Cause she's still not over it yet

Reviews

[Morrigan Nicole]

Hilarious! Would your nose like an appetizer? Could not stop laughing!

[An Ordinary Woman]

lol poor wifey...great poem I'm sure she'll laugh about it some day...

[......]

LOL, I totally love this one. This is way too cute

[poeticpiers]

Though not your fault you get the blame
.Women are masters at the game.
You have to bear your punishment
Although in time she may relent.
She knows that pimples come and go.
Perhaps you should have told her though.
If she had known she would have said
Lets not go out stay home instead.
You could have saved yourself expense
instead you committed an offence.
For which my friend you have to pay
Though sad its true I have to say.

[Nonchalant]

Awesome! Was a smooth, funny poem with a nice story behind it.

[Layla J Omorose]

This was truly an entertaining poem. I was amused the entire time. I could picture the mole winking,and the waiters face. good job

[icaros13]

Hooray! Quite the epic you have written here. Very witty. I chuckled all the way through. You have brightened an otherwise glum day.

[Lina Grey]

I'd be mad too if I was her! This is very comical and well written. Thank you.