The Whiskurz Dictionary

Well I've been doing some thinking

And since my brain has grown

I'm inventing a brand new dictionary

And making up words of my own

A-hidious-disasterous

This describes my mother-in-law's face

Best defined as "ugly as sin"

A tragic and utter disgrace

Aroma-stink-opilouses

Well this describes her smell

Best defined as a "dinosaur's butt"

After a year in dinosaur jail

Abominatious-maxius

This describes her very being

Best defined as "What the hell?"

I can't believe what I'm seeing

Well that's three words to start us off

And I'll get around to the rest

I really don't like my mother-in-law

But I'll bet you've already guessed

Reviews

[Btwixer]

LOL, this is so cute.