Serious Sex

Next on my list... Prudes during sex

 

Now, this doesn’t apply to everyone, obviously, a good passionate night together can be the most beautiful and natural experience that just feels right, especially when you’re with someone that you care about deeply.

I want to give you a scenario which happened to me a few months back. I went out and managed to find myself a lovely lady, she was very pretty but unfortunately I had that feeling that it wouldn’t go further than that night and I’m guessing she did as well, but she wanted to take me home... fair enough, right?

So, we got back to hers and started.... getting into our birthday suits. Anyway, she backed up onto the bed and lay there smiling at me. At this point, I remembered that my mate had given me a present, a glow in the dark condom a few hours earlier, and at that point it was the only form of protection I had. Me thinking it would be a laugh strapped it on and switched off the lights.

So, at this point I’m standing in the Superman pose, hands on hips, head slightly turned to the side and completely naked (except for my cookie monster socks) with a bright green lightsaber ready for battle. At this point she switched on her lamp and looked at me as if I were a child.

Night ruined.

People, especially in situations like these need to relax, there’s too much focus on performance, size (WAY TOO MUCH!) and being a particular person and playing a certain part. Relax, humans are the only species in the world who have sex for recreational purposes, for pleasure and fun (unless you’re trying for a baby in which case the glow in the dark condom wouldn’t be needed).

Have fun with it!

As always, comments and opinions are welcome. :D

Reviews

[Pax]

ceriously, I can't stop laughing and smiling here while reading this... it's such a funny tale... Highly entertaining...

[Isabel]

I can never forget this tale. I've read this weeks after you posted this, shared to my boy friend and from then on this became part of our friendship's story.

[Lowesy]

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[Sarah Redigan]

Wow that girl really needs a sense of humor at least she couldn't say u weren't being safe the prof was right there and cookie monster sick really thats awesome

[Coyote Poetry]

You made me laugh with this story. A glow in the dark condom. At least it made a very entertaining story. A excellent chapter.
Coyote

[Monique]

LOL!!! I dig the idea, I woulda kept the lights off

[Chris]

I am still laughing... damndamndamn...

[Daring Darling Didi]

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^ just saw that on 9gag today, thought about it as soon as I read this xD so funny! I have never had an experience quite like that, but I know that if I was in that woman's place I would have started laughing so hard...this is just fantastic.

[Revery]

Dude this was awesome, excellent write. The actual consensus is that most women want some good belly laughter during sex. Maybe it's just in the world of poetry that it's so serious.

[Emily Rae]

this is hilarious...bright green lightsaber and cookie monster socks--who could resist that?