Things to Think about...

Really this is just a small rant, not a story, but I didn't know what else to call it.. >.<

1. COWS


2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to
their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in
a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
 

Reviews

[Phantom Heart]

I really like how you used cows to illustrate tracking illegal aliens. It made me chuckle. I think your rant is quite fine. What you wrote was clear and concise. It kind of reminds me of the late George Carlin and how he was amazing with word play. I look forward to reading more in the future.