My Story

A Story by Mattdad

My life

Hi my name is matt , I’m from California, I’m a single dad and I have 2 kids. My wife left me because she said that I bathed too much. I don’t know why that would be a reason to leave someone but I guess she was hydrophobic. Anyway, I’m writing about this because I wanted to share my story. I know it might not sound interesting but when you love water as, much as I do, there’s a strong chance that hydrophobic will start discriminating against you and you don’t know what kind of s**t they might start doing, like one time I was bathing, I started to taste something weird, I realized that my wife had mixed the main water supply with cat urine. To my surprise I actually liked the taste, but the smell was kind of weird. Anyway, that’s, my story, I hope you guys enjoyed it. I’m going to go take a bath now.