half-blown dada

fix nothing. normal is better broken.

 

I wanna go full-blown dada, but I’m too brainwashed

to ever get that muddy. so my poodle/Cerberus mutt

wears a 5-veiled Wang wedding gown and eats 9 bean

Martha Stewart soup from the barrel of a 12 gauge

S&W shot gun and likes it 50% of the downtime.

 

if I were like anyone;

if I liked anyone;

if anyone asks,

I’m just crazy.

 

that ought to bring on the dial tone.

the day is saved

like the stale corn-fritters in the aluminum

capes at the back of the mildew fridge forest .

 

I’m rebuilding my bridge to the ocean

with Twizzlers and conscientious backwash.

 

swashbucklers can live on throat spray for months.  

does my outcry sound numb?   

 

 

shut up! and peel my bananas

Mr. Foster!

Reviews

[Kerry O'Connor]

fix nothing. normal is better broken.

I want to wear that line on a t-shirt!

That second stanza certainly pays homage to the Dada school of art - love it! It all reads like the internal monologue of someone who needs a holiday from life.

Going to shut up now!

[JimmyFlux]

Downright mental. Really made me laugh.
'9 bean Martha Stewart soup' -- too funny.
Clever swashbuckling bit.
Dada da da...

[Kat Collins]

Delightfully wicked, tongue-in-cheek - crazy is as crazy does, but it's all a matter of relativity. Loved it!