oh karen...

oh karen you
you're such a woe
you'll find yourself,
and then a reason to disappear on a whim
you're such a chore
you know i'm the kind of man without a plan
i leave my sheets empty to cool my tears
but oh karen
you're such a bland excuse 
for a barren future

anyway
you know i'd be looking for
a down to earth girl
that can eat from the bowl
with her eyes closed
karen i could take the keys
and make a deal with the devil
and you know i'd be back with another woman
but karen you're such a cold one