Limerick: Clyde Lied!

Honeymoon Not-So-Sweet, or, Clyde Lied!

(a limerick for adults and older teens)

by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,

who bragged of his prowess, but lied.

To his new wife he sighed,

“When again, gentle bride?”

“Nevermore!” bright-eyed Raven replied.

Keywords/Tags: limerick, light verse, nonsense verse, adult humor, humorous, animals, nature, love, attraction, sex, desire, passion, flirt, flirty, marriage, wedding, honeymoon, mockingbird, raven, Poe