50 Shades of Lol

I don't even...

            “Ah, your house always smells like fresh baked bread” I said as I left Leon’s house and stepped back outside.

            “Man, I gotta piss” Dakota said urgently, “I’ll just step out onto the side of the house.”

            “Dude, the bathroom is right inside, literally less than ten feet through the door. Plus, his house smells really nice and homey. Go check it out.” I told Dakota, opening the door.

            “I’ve been in there before.” He said, stepping past me and closing the door behind him.

    “So Leon, why does your house smell so nice?” I asked, opening the door and inviting myself back in.

    “It’s always been like that. I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.” He said, following me in and making his way over to a large computer propped up on a shelf. “Let’s see if Emilia has replied. . . Nope.”

    “You have way too many mirrors in there.” Dakota said, coming out of the bathroom.

    “Let’s step back outside.” I began, following Dakota outside. As we all stood out on his front porch, a chill wind swept from the hill below, causing each of us to shiver. Leon’s cat climbed onto the railing beside his house, sniffing and looking around at the side of his wall. “Have you ever pushed your cat off of there?”

    “Hah! As if. This cat won’t fall off anything. Trust me, he manages to hold on somehow and gets away.” Leon spoke, laughing.

    “Oh yeah? Try it th-“ Before I could finish the sentence, Leon quickly and almost unnoticeable, without expression, shoved his cat off the railing. The cat quickly made a grab for the wooden slab before missing and flipping off a 10 ft. plunge, landing with a soft thud and pissed off meow.

 

THE END

Author's Note

I wasn't drunk when I wrote this.

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

*blink blink* What??

So this is the first piece of yours I have read, and, well...What??

Seriously...why does the house always smell like fresh baked bread? And why does everyone keep saying they are going to "step" places? "I'll just step outside..." "Let's step back outside..." Who says that??

Anyway, all joking apart, this was cute and clever and the pissed off cat in the end made me lol, so...good on ya. My best advice I can offer: keep up the hard work. Some people are born writers, but they do not necessarily come out of the womb spouting brilliance, okay? If you are serious about the craft, just keep writing. It is the ONLY way you are going to improve.

-kimmer ;-)

[Michael Thrower]

Lolol thank you. And this was just me remembering the night out with my friends and writing it as best as I could glance back. It was a true story ;) But yeah, definitely not seriously written :P I made it mostly to link to my friends so they could lol. Thanks for reading!

[Michael Thrower]

Were u really drunk? Well I'm seriously laughing hard right now, great work, though its short. And I didn't detect any spelling errors so for my sake, please drink and write more often. Thumbs up!

[Michael Thrower]

Lmao, thank you, thank you!

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

Hahahaha! This is hilarous and I would have to say random, too. I love the sense of humor and the title made it even better! Great job, for a random and good write! :D

Ashley Rivers--Dream BIG and you'll win BIG:)

[Michael Thrower]

Hahaha thank you :D

[Call_Me_Miss_Imperfect]

You're welcome xD

[anxia]

RAndom but funny!

[RachelReaper]

I'm not sure about that whole "not drunk"... LOL i'm just kidding, I know you weren't. this is funny, I liked it.

[Michael Thrower]

Lol thank you :)

[absorb21]

is this a marketing tie in with the video, was I suppossed to watch the video? I'm as random as the next guy but I didn't get this one..

[Michael Thrower]

Lol no, the video and story have nothing to do with one another. It's all nonsense. We're all mad here ;)

[MissEpic2902]

Lol I like the part about the cat! It made me laugh :)

[Michael Thrower]

Lol good! Thank you for reading xD

[MissEpic2902]

Haha No problem! :)

[That_Girl]

Haha you should do more like this. It's light and funny. I mean, I literally said 'what the f**k..." at the end but still, hilarious. :D

[Michael Thrower]

Lol I might. It was way funnier last night, haha xD Thanks for reading!

[That_Girl]

Oh I'm sure. :) Anytime hun.

[Lost in Wonderland]

I actually really liked that haha! It was so random and funny....I don't know what else to say but I liked it:D

[Michael Thrower]

Lol! Thank you, I was actually about to delete it. I feel like it's so horrible it should be burned.

[Lost in Wonderland]

haha why?

[Michael Thrower]

I don't know, I've never written anything so pointless lol, I felt like it's so bad it could be considered offensive. Maybe not :P I didn't make it up though. I just tried to recall last night from memory when I got home, that's probably why it is so short xD

[Lost in Wonderland]

haha well it may not have been an insanely deep view on cat morals, but it made me smile haha(:

[Michael Thrower]

Lol well good, then I'll keep it up :D

[Lost in Wonderland]

cool ^-^

[Michael Thrower]

I tried to write in the part where none of us could breathe because we were laughing so hard, but that would have been a lot of dialog of "Hahahahahahahaha". But we did laugh, pretty hard too. I might edit this to give a more vivid picture of what went on. I'll see :P

[Lost in Wonderland]

haha wait so this actually happened?!?!?! :D

[Michael Thrower]

Lol yess xD

[Lost in Wonderland]

haha oh my goshXD thats fantastic!!!!

[Michael Thrower]

Lol, it was hilarious.