5 ways to get a guy

this is a silly book, so for all those people looking to cry over some sad story about a person dying...look else where?

 Pancakes with loads of strawberry syrup

     The princess of england world, sitting high up on her magical flying pig, waited for her knight, Loads of hotness, to return in his spotted pink plan. The princess was so worried he wouldnt return with the news of the pixies who planed to steal her thrown of cake, and he wouldnt be in time for the wedding of Chocolate and peanut butter, (they have already named there soon to be child, the call it Reeses.) and the princess has been waiting to invite him to go with her.

'Hotness,hotness, where for art thow pancak-' the Princess of enlgand world, suddenly heard the smell of bubbles. she follwed her nose to the field of planes and in the sky she saw Loads of hotness.

"Come down here!" She yelled above

"No time! the germanes are coming!" He replied, but he landed hos plane anyway, and he happend to land it on the Princesses mortal enime, Neb skittles. Hotness didnt notice and/or care. He ran to the Princess of england world.

"Oh, princess, ive longed to see you for strawberrys." said her knight

"strawberrys?" the princess asked

"yes strawberrys!" "But princess i must worn yo-Dont put maple syrup on your cherrios! why not? because its disgusting and your wasting it all!

Loads of hotness suddenly turned into Neb, and leaned in for a kiss.

 

Charlotte (A.K.A Princess) woke up screaming.

Author's Note

Its really bad....

Reviews

[Bailee Raven]

just so you know it was supposed to be incredibly random. My favorite part (for me) was "She heard the smell of bubbles"