Feline Wet

Feline Wet

A Poem by Mike Emil

By Mike Emil

 

Damn cat!

Was incontinent on my frickin head

Woke me up

Pissed me off!

Ruined my pillow cases

HAI!

 

Damn cat!

Getting old

Just like me

Did I just piss myself???

No, not yet

HAI!

 

Damn cat!

Had a cat dream

Damn cat seizures

Must be getting chased by wolves

In that cat head of his

HAI!

© 2013 Mike Emil


Author's Note

Mike Emil
it doesn't help to clean the catbox

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Hey... that's assault! LOL

Poor kitty! ;P
I think you owe kitty lovers around the world an apology.. HAI!!!

aren't you the grouchy one?!!! ;D

I must admit, this is entertaining , though.... A+ for the laughs! XX

Posted 12 Years Ago

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 Added on June 11, 2013
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Mike Emil
Mike Emil

Split Rock, PA



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...in the words of the short term king under the mountain..."I have returned!" I am a practicing monk and mixer enthusiast and librarian and shaman and beach goer...i am angry about things done and.. more..