this is your single life style

Let me update you in the single world. Question, is the pick of litter already taken at the age of 23? hmm well let's look at the research. I've heard some of  my associates bad mouth their bfs to their friends in public settings. They constently tell the world how cheap or unmotivated their mates are.Then there is the common verse" he never gives in the relationship".There's a unspoken verse you hear really loudly when your so called friend never calls you back it goes a little something like this,"my boyfriend hates you and although you were a good friend. Well.... he's more important. We are one now.Goodbye".My conclusion there all losers.The good news is there all taken.Thank god for people with patience. Who are we kidding,thank god for people with no standards.

Dont get me wrong there's losers in the dating circle.Take a step into my office make yourself comfortable.Loser come in all forms. You got the emotionally unavailable business executive looking for a w***e to call wify.He calls you for long distance phone sex and sets up hotel visits when he's in the city.He thinks every women wants to be his wife or w***e. If you dont take direction very well walk away there will be blood shed,however if you like to be submissive in bed he is guarantied to rock your world.After the sex it's meh.

Then we have the opposite side of the spectrum the overly emotional dreamer,do not let this man have your number he will call you 24'7. He feels the need to be constantly up your butt crack,not in a good way.He has no direction in life except he knows you and him were meant to be together forever and ever and ever.Your cute shirt that shows off your breast he never notices,because he's too busy using it as a snot rag while he tells you all his problems.The whole time your scratching you head wondering is he gay or just a dumbass?

We also have the trendy self absorbed b*****d more then likely he is a student at a university. My shallow b*****d was a  student at some Ivy league School. That daddy  paid for.This little boy has to tell you how wonderful he is,he pushes you out of the way of the mirror and dresses only in brand name clothes. He buys you clothes and jewlery to show you off to his disguesting vile pompous friends.He tells you what size you should wear to look beautiful.Your conversations if any, is always inturrupted by a expensive car that passed by that he got a hard on over. You know he bangs his car every night,you just cant wait for the day he gets his dick burned off from the exhuast pipe.

We also have the professor who knows everything in the world,the depessed misunderstood artist,the weed addicted video game addict. Just when want to hurl yourself off a cliff screaming AHHHHHHHHH! Your saved by yourself you hear a voice within saying"your only 23". You have to roll with the punches. when you want good sex go with the excutive. When your misery needs company you know who to call. You want to buy a car take the b*****d.I know what your thinking labels are never good dont use people ,when their a******s it's perfectly ok.

 Everyone falls in love with someone who has similar interests,yet has something we lack that we want weather it be physical apparence trait or internal personality trait. Yes yes love is as simple as that,now just add right timing and a little desperation.Voila he is the cheese on your mac, the heavens above made this destiny,by this time your so far gone in love you could give a flying rats a*s about his flaws besided there cute anyways.WRONG! There gonna bug the s**t out of you in about a couple of years.

I have come to the realization that a life companion is someone you can tolerate.Some where out there my other half is being trained by  another women to remember to put the seat down,he is developing standered  for himself never to be in that kind of relationship again that he is in right now as we speak.I'am so very happy at that.

 To every male out there I have not called back or messaged you can take this personally as stay the f**k away from me! Thank you for reading.This is Misty saying stay single!