Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote: December 23rd, 2021

Lately, I've been experiencing a lot of vivid nightmares. I mean, these nightmares feel so real that it's like a total surprise when I finally wake up because in the dream, it feels like my life is finally over. Last night, I had a nightmare that I was still in school and I did something illegal. I think it's from the paxil withdrawal because necklace girl wanted me to take it so bad, ONCE AGAIN. Let's mention some minor stuff. I finally did deliver some supplies to Brittney's sister who was struggling financially with kids. She burped "THANK YOU!". Glad I could help. I try to be a real butterfly person of Joplin, Missouri. Maybe one day, the women who I'm being a seraphim servant towards will realize I'm the worthy man. As I'm holding the soap, diapers and toilet paper for this girl. This guy from Planet Fitness comes closer to me, laughs and just walks away over back to his BROS. Not sure what that was about... I did talk to Mckenzie the other day for a MINUTE AS USUAL. I was telling her how I want a dragon to urinate on me because I'm sick of this cold weather. Lol. I just imagine Dragon urine to be nice and spicy... I tried explaining the true origins of Christmas and it's connection to Pagan Nimrod the Evil Sun Giant worship but she just laughed... Even though what I said wasn't meant to be funny...  I did see a woman with a red LETS GO BRANDON hat on today in Ashland and I yelled "LET'S GO BRANDON!" at her and she did it back. That was the highlight of today. Lol. 

As far as video projects, I was playing some Tiffany tunes. Specifically her 1993 version of "Ruthless" and I was dancing in my underwear as I splashed Spanish hot sauce all over my face and torso as I rubbed it in my eyes. As I posted it, I just went on ahead and tagged about 28 people. A lot of my posts have gone to waste, so I might as well, ya know? Not sure if it's the gremlins deliberately using the wrong techno-keys or what but it really feels like I've been shadow banned. AND I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T LIKE PUTTING A LOT OF EFFORT INTO A POST AND IT'S GONE TO WASTE WHILE ALL THESE PEOPLE CAN SHARE SOME BASIC MEMES AND THEIR FOLLOWERS JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. My eyes felt like melting flamin' hot cheeto balls, by the end of it. I hope I'm not the only one to feel this way. And today, I did a video where I covered my face in transparent tape as I sprayed my eyes and mouth with Bod Man Cologne. Black is my preferred... I really do hope my internet friends enjoy my videos.. They seem to, anyways. It's performance art. I like the idea that my comedy can make someone's day...

Uh... I have a crush on a new singer. Tiffany will always be here in my heart. See what I did there? It's just that Allison Young isn't completely brainwashed by the lizard people from my point of view. Both Darwish and Young have different pros and cons but Allie is not a succubus with teeth around the vagina and I really admire that.. She is mostly clean cut and modest. Like the younger, untouched, Tiffany. In fact, Allie really reminds me of the younger Tiffany in many ways. They're both cute, wholesome, talented, ginger female singers who do cover songs from the 1940's, 50's and 60's. When I hear Allie's singing, it makes me imagine being on a sepia tone cove island, where a dragon made out of tin resides and attacks with a breath of white noise. It's funny, I keep saying how Tiffany is a time traveling fairy but Allie feels like a real embodiment of that. She's like a product of temporal illusions where water and metal made love to transport a wonderful 1940's girl into present day... And I loved her bullying video. Idk why anybody would wanna antagonize such a beautiful, charming and sweet as honey girl like Allison Young. Women with red hair are extra special. God knew what he was doing when he invented gingers. Gingers do have souls. My mother is another wonderful woman with red hair, despite my silly issues with her. Women in general are a prime target of the Illuminati to warp with the help of horrific entities like Baphomet and Moloch though... Ruining their natural innocence. Which is why Tiffany posed nude for playboy and both my mom and Allie took the vaccine shots... Allison supposedly even has the virus... Here I am, I have not gotten a single shot and barely wear masks and I'm dancing on metallic roses. It feels like I need to help her escape the clutches of Joe the Grope... I will not let her fall into the sentient black ooze... This is much like how in The Amazing Spiderman 2 where the Green Goblin drops Gwen Stacey to her doom in that clock tower and the Andrew Garfield Spiderman fails to save her. And then in Spiderman: No Way Home, M.J. almost drops to her death but the Andrew Garfield Spiderman manages to save her. Like he made up for his past failing. That's me with these girls. In this situation, Tiffany is Gwen Stacey and Allie is M.J.. And I'm obviously Spiderman...