Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote: January 1st, 2022

ACHOOOOO, WIENER DOG! Pretty annoyed, right now. Pretty darn sure I have a cold again. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's not Covid. I have my taste and I can breathe. No coughing. So far, just snot and sore throat. Even if it is Rona, it's technically much more survivable than most people know. So yes, I'm a sperm bank for goblins right now. Lol. Happy New Years! I guess... Either way, I guess this just gives me a good time to just relax. 

On the 30th of December, me, mom and my nephew Jacob went to the Ashland mall. I like Jacob. I think over all, he's a nice, friendly, caterpillar but over all, he's just a little too introverted. Even my mom talks about how quiet he is... I can't fire projectiles at him because I was like that around his age. In fact, I was probably worse. Ya know, he's 16 and I'm 26. Should I be hanging out with guys who are around my age? probably... I just don't really know any... Outside of my maybe Bobby and Jesse and that really speaks to how disconnected I am from Society because I just know them. I speak to them when I see them out in Public but that's about it. Lol. TBH, I've never enjoyed hanging out with guys. Nothing super against any dude in general. I just don't like what they usually like. I hate sports and I'm uninterested in cars. If they were interested in Cryptids, supernatural phenomena, or conspiracy theories like Pizzagate, it would be a different story.  I've always preferred hanging out with girls. I AM NOT A WORSHIPER OF THE BAPHOMET! I just have a lot of feminine traits. Doesn't mean I'm a transgender or I'm gay. I just liked flowers because they were portal doors for fairies, I like the smell of perfume, lotion and candles(In fact, the smell of female flatulence is superior. In 2014, I was dating a girl who farted on my upper torso and it smelled like sweet corn. In fact, if a girl farted in my vicinity NOW, it would probably cure my stuffy nose.) and I'm into performing. And women are just more caring, soft and affectionate. AND just because I like performing, doesn't mean I'm liberal either... I definitely agree with the right more so than the left but I'm mostly independent. So I would love to even hang out with a girl even if it's platonic. I would love to have a girlfriend but women don't owe me anything. I wanna make that clear. Women don't owe men anything. Us men should appreciate women for how they are and WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD DO THINGS FOR THEM. Not the other way around.

Also, while I was at the mall ON THE 30th, I saw Mary at FYE. She's just an employee who I can't help but to find attractive and she has red hair... TIFFANY'S SPIRIT ALWAYS FOLLOWS ME. But she looked extra beautiful that day. I even joked with her that I wanted to steal her face and wear it to make myself more beautiful. Lol. But I wanted to stab myself in the eyes because she was wearing a tight shirt... And there were a couple times where I couldn't help but to look at her chest area... AND I KNOW IT'S WRONG TO DO! MY MOM HAS TOLD ME BUT I COULD NOT HELP IT! I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT! It just happened. I lost my virginity when I was 19 and I wish I was still a virgin! If I could take away my penis, so I wouldn't feel these perverted, grotesque feelings. I don't want them. But yeah... I sometimes get her gifts and brownies from the food court... She's barely given me anything but she doesn't need to. I'm just happy that she still works at the same place after all this time. She's just an acquaintance, obviously. And she's been dating the same guy for about 12 years now AND I'M MOSTLY FINE WITH THAT. Mostly... There's been several times I went into the shop and we've hugged each other, we've danced together, and made videos together. IN FACT! We've even hung out one time while she was on break and it made me glide down a ruby passage. <3 

Yesterday for a New Years Celebration, I did a video of me sticking a celebration horn up my butt and I tried to fart. Unfortunately for me, I don't fart very much. It just doesn't happen a lot. But I just ended up blowing the horn with my mouth. The punchline for the joke was "Taste like hepatitis to me!". Don't worry, I was already getting sick before that...

I really wish I could have gone out to actually do something for the New Years like a bar or a party. I mean yeah, I have a cold and I wouldn't have went if someone invited me BECAUSE I AM VERY CONGESTED but still.. Nobody around here ever messages me and asks "HEY YOU WANNA GO OUT AND GO DO BLAH BLAH BLAH!?". Nobody besides my parents know I'm sick. So, there you have it... Lol. I am a wendigo trapped in a grove labyrinth.

That's all I got to say... I'm taking a break from typing...