Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - March 16, 2022

GUESS WHO'S FEELING MEDIOCRE TODAY!? YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!! I friend zoned Geniza. I've never felt more content with being single than now.. Lol. Smooth and silky like a blob made out of butter that's been sunbathing. Yeah... It just wasn't going any where, so I called it quits. She has an uber busy life and she lives in the Philippines while I live in the U.S... It just wasn't meant to be. Not only does she live a gnome on cocaine life but there's a 12 hour difference between our countries.. I feel as free as a Thunderbird! It's best if she finds a boyfriend in her area, honestly... And I doubt it'll be battlefield for her.

March 14th was my mother's birthday, so we went to Texas Road House. I took my shirt off in there and my belly read in sharpie marker "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!". I also just flashed it everywhere I went that day. Like when I showed it to Mary at the Ashland Mall or the workers at the Wheelersburg bank. She's 66 years old now and still bathing in holy water. She's a real cutie.

I also ran into my aunt(My mom's sister)... I don't think she has anything positive to say about my mom from conversing with her...

Yesterday, I got a dried up dog t**d from the yard and I OBVIOUSLY had to do a video with it. I filmed me covering it in silly string and putting it in my mouth like a chocolate jaw breaker covered in easy cheese and spat it back out. I came to the conclusion that the desert poop was a clear symbol of me and no matter how much you douse me in the much more beautifully topaz "goofy string", I'll always be seen as a lower life form by society. That's why I can relate to fecal matter and other forms of waste... But yet, people can't even see themselves in the mirror... Their own flaws... Thank you Dollar Tree for providing that vibrant "goofy string" for this symbolic video...

My hometown was impaled with more bad publicity... A pedophile was planning on meeting an 11 year old and her infant sister for sex but it was actually a pedophile hunting group from Indiana state. They live streamed his exposure. Our police wouldn't do a f*****g thing to the predator... New Boston is the personification of Silhouette City... Need I say more?

Today was filled with nitrogen... My parents are continuing their arguing... My dad was puking lava over how he thought Russia was going to invade the U.S.. And mom was firing projectiles at him for being overly dramatic and pessimistic... And led them to having a screaming and cussing match... My mom really wants dad to move into that apartment in the backyard... By this point, I can't blame her...

"I went onto Jimmy Comet's Instragam. Ya know, of Pizzagate fame and he changed his profile picture to a Roman Statue. I went onto a site called "Tin Eye" and I uploaded the image onto there and they identified it as "Antinous". Antinous was a pedophilic figure from those days in Greece. Him and Greek emperor Hadrian started a relationship when they were 13 and 48 years old. In fact, back in those ancient times, there was a lot of pedophilia in Greece. Specifically of the gay kind. Like, not only was it normal but it was popular." Sorry, I decided to copy and paste this message I sent to necklace girl onto this entry...

Anyways, I'm mainly in a decent mood because tomorrow, me and my parents are going to meet my sister Jamie at our favorite Mexican restaurant to simultaneously celebrate my mom's and my sister's birthday. Jamie's was on the 10th... SO I'M FINALLY GIVING HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT! AND I'M JUST GIVING BIRTH TO GOD'S LIGHT BECAUSE I ALSO GOT MY LITTLE NIECE JENNA A PRESENT! SORRY! MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT RED PILL CONSPIRACIES TO THEM!