Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - April 12, 2022

WE HANGIN' IN THE BUFFALO STANCE! Yup... Unfortunately, I'm back... On the 9th, I walked all the way up to Applebee's with my green rubber chicken. That one hostess kept laughing that I brought that chicken with me so I didn't have to eat alone.. I even bought it its own glass of water with lemon... emerald chickens like that, don't they? Jeeze... I was talking to it like it had a soul. Maybe it does... I just loathe doing stuff alone... I fed it my garlic mashed potatoes. I hope he enjoyed. I think I'll just name him "Snot Rocket". They were playing all kinds of 80's songs other there.. Thriller, Heaven Is A Place On Earth, We Didn't Start The Fire and more.. Time traveling particles creating energies that dances in our veins.. I saw this really pretty girl who greatly resembled an Ancient Aztec Princess who's eternal. I even told her that my chicken thinks she's beautiful. I didn't talk to her for very long because I know she's got work and PROBABLY has a boyfriend. That's been a theme, lately... Each time I see a girl, she already has a boyfriend or a husband. AND HE'S PROBABLY A NECKBEARD. All these full blooded incels wanna talk about "OOH! I BET THAT GIRL IS GOING OUT WITH A HANDSOME CHAD BOY!". I'm almost always seeing girls dating fat, homely, yowies... Most incels aren't actually ugly from what I've seen. MOST anyways... If that neckbeard who works at Wal-Mart, Taco Bell or whatever can get a girlfriend, SO CAN YOU! It's all a matter of if you're fast enough to get the girl. Like, when the owner throws three snacks and there's four dogs. The fastest ones are going to get those snacks, more than likely. Getting a girlfriend really is a race, anymore. Unfortunately, if you have a job, go to college or involved in some community, you're obviously going to get a head start. With me, I'm like the biggest exile for whatever reason it maybe.. I'll go even further in a later paragraph...

Anyways... I went back home and I did an ASMR video where I stuffed one of my socks in my mouth, sprayed my mouth and throat in male's cologne, and dumped that Spanish hot sauce into my mouth for good measure until spicy drool was all over the place... It's like I gotta punish myself for being such a pathetic loser. People must stab me with their own rubber chickens, ya know? It's like I feel like I deserve to be made fun of. I did that video up stairs. That apartment is pretty much my "Movie Studio" by this point. AND THEN I went down stairs and I just spun out of control. I mean I was breathing dragon fire, my face was raining, I was panting like a werewolf on Viagra and I just took a bottle of water and smashed it on the floor. PUFFER FISH GRENADE! Water exploded all through out my room. Not going to lie, it took me a few days to get over the fact that I didn't get a role in that musical. That's why I had a meltdown and did that to that water bottle. I just couldn't stop contemplating about it.. It's like I'll never burst out of the Leviathan's stomach... I'd understand if I had an actual f*****g life. "Sorry Cody, you got turned down". "Oh, that's okay, I got plenty of other things to do with my life". I wish...

And then the next day, mom just spanks my booty with a wet cloth. And not in the good way. In the clean control freak way... I felt like there was nothing wrong with my room and she just acted like it was a junkyard or something. THERE WAS NO CLOTHES ON THE GROUND. And in the middle of following her directions, she says "When we die, you're going to have to move into the apartment outback while someone lives in this house, looking after you". That was another time I puked lava... I just hate feeling like I'm just so incompetent according to my parents. I mean, they treat me like I'm intellectually impaired or something. They got this f*****g thought that because I have a developmental disability, that just means I'm retarded or something. Since they're a bunch of old f***s, they think autism means "retarded", I guess. 

Last night, I posted a pic of me on that venting group. I was asking if I was ugly and I wanted the absolute truth. Nobody gave me any negative feedback. In fact, some girls said I was "cute" or a "cutie". This really cute and gorgeous fairy vampire hybrid girl said I was a "cutie". Okay... I seen where she was puking lava about how her boyfriend cheated on her multiple times. And I told her I would rescue her and I sent her a friend request.. She just blocks me... Like, I get it. You have a boyfriend but you'd think you would wanna get rid of him because he cheated on you multiple times. In my supposedly stupid mind I guess, I thought maybe she would realize that I'm being an angel in a human costume to her and she'd break up with her jerk boyfriend and date me. She did say I was cute but I guess I need to stay low status as Hell humble, don't I? Lol... People are just plain weird... At least the guy she's in a relationship is technically traditionally attractive. A bit of a dude bro and a dick but still... Like it pains me to no end when a girl will date a guy and not only is he a dick but looks like one of the characters from The Wrong Turn series. Lol. SO AT LEAST THIS GUY WAS HANDSOME, SO IT WAS AT LEAST UNDERSTANDABLE TO SOME DEGREE. Hahaha... Maybe I am ugly and those girls who commented on how cute I was, were just feeling sorry for me. Lol.

Sometime after that, I stuck a flowery tree stick into one my ears, stuck two pens up my nose, put my dog's leash around my neck and attached it to my ceiling fan, turned it on and STUCK A BANANA DOWN MY THROAT. I just let nature take its course for a video.. Lol. I was gagging and choking. In fact, there for a while, I thought that fan was going to be the Hillary Clinton to my Jeffrey Epstein. Hahaha... Like I had issues with stopping the thing while I was being comically strangled. I got pretty anxious there for a while... But luckily, I unhooked myself and the leash went spinning around until it flung off and crashed. That whole slapstick comedy video was like a metaphor for how women feel when they're giving blow jobs. I just imagine that it can't put them on a comfortable cloud AND IF THEY DON'T WANNA SUCK A GROSS DUDE'S PENIS THEN THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO! WOMEN ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS TO BE USED OR ABUSED! 

I'm going to go search for Pamela... I need to know something...

Reviews

[Jargyn]

yo that leash thing is fucked up
that video kinda sounds like a work of contemporary art though, do you have a youtube channel or something? I'd ask to see it but frankly I'm a little terrified i might come across the asmr video...

you sound like a real character, i wish the best of luck for you because things sound tough and the things you do to yourself just sound... painful.

hang in there and treat yourself right-- officially subscribed. (if thats not too creepy, I'd feel pretty weird about someone reading about my life but you do you)

[btgbgt]

Thaaaanks, man. I just try to be a comedian and people misinterpret me. This Web Journal is like a slice of life series on what I do or what I go through. Like everything I type on her actually happens but still... I'm going to go review one of your works.

[Jargyn]

ah nice, you should keep it going then because its actually very valuable to be able to see into someones eyes like this... plus the way one writes reflects how one thinks, so this was a good choice because writing is probably the best possible medium for this kind of series.