Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - April 16, 2022

Heyyyyy WACKADOO LITTLE!!! It's pretty late and I'll probably be up all night with the Black Eyed Children running amok. You'll never believe what's happening, right now.. I'm in the backyard apartment and a girl is sleeping on my couch.. Lol. I tried sleeping on the floor and I just couldn't. So, I'm going to be up all night, probably and I don't wanna asleep when my parents wake up in the house in front of us. I need to explain what's happening to them. Yeah.. Alessandra drove all the way down here from Tennessee just to see me. Isn't she just a platinum statue among the rest? It's just that she really indulges in talking about how "weird" and "gross" I am. Like, she complains about it... A lot. Like, she can't get over my obsession with fecal matter. Yes, I play with dog poop and such... Hey, that dog poop was once a healthy canine snack, ya know.. Why is she so grossed out by poop? It's a natural bodily function and it was once delicious food before. Poop feels like the family that accepts me. I really wish she would be my girlfriend but I'm "friend zoned"... Idk... With all the complaining she's been doing, I bet ya she won't have much to do with me after this. Sometimes I feel like everyone just dislikes me, no matter what I do.. Necklace girl tells me that nobody wants to have anything to do with me because of the fecal matter I interact with... I just think it's all excuses. And I think Alessandra is a very special, cute, gorgeous, smart, talented girl. She just doesn't think too highly of me, I guess... I mean, even looking at her photos, I thought she was really pretty but maaan, up close, she is a stunning creature made out of emerald. The only girls who wanna date me are the ones from the Philippines. For some odd reason... Yeah, I had another Filipino girl try to feel a magnetic energy with me. UH, IF YOU CAN'T MEET ME IN REAL LIFE, I DON'T WANNA DATE YOU! But yeah, Alessandra will be here for a few days... Could be fun. She just arrived, technically. It's almost 3 in the morning...

Yesterday, I did a video where I urinated into a bottle, put it in my mouth and pushed it out of my teeth and I called myself "The Golden Sprinkler". Ah forget it.. I'm going to go to sleep anyways. Sandman is licking my eyes.. P.S. my mom has cancer and I'm just not feeling all that good about my surroundings..