Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - April 21, 2022

HEY THERE, PINEAPPLE IN THE EARLOBE! I couldn't think of an actual intro but what's up, I guess.. I entered into a dream nightmare hybrid realm over the fact that I had someone staying with me for a few days. Yeah, she arrived on the 16th and left on the 19th. A lot of weird conflicting projects and such.. Well, on the night of the 16th, I met her outside of the house at 11 PM as I was dressed up like a bee. she slept on the couch while I TRIED sleeping on the wood floor. I only slept for like 30 minutes and I was sleep deprived for the rest of the day... Ya know, I just feel sorry for her. Men have been nothing but incubus with wasps for a penis towards her. Ya know, cat calling her and touching her sexually... And I THINK that's why she drove 8 hours just to see me. I've never been a pervert towards her. I do feel the magnetic energy with her and I've been friend zoned but you just got to work with what you got.. I LIKE how wholesome and naive she is. She's been MOSTLY untainted by this silhouette cove world. She's a 20 year old virgin.. And I wanna keep her that way... She gets the nostalgia of childhood running through the veins... And I can't help it.. I think she is soooo cute and beautiful. She's of Mexican heritage but she greatly resembles a turquoise Arabian princess. She is pretty awkward and somewhat shy but that's two of the many things that makes her special.. I bought her ear rings and food. I was just dancing on a multicolored gem that I got to hug her several times.. She talked about how depressing and miserable my town was... SHE GETS IT. She constantly criticized my obsession with fecal matter and playing with it BUT it's only because she showed concern for my safety. Being with her at the Ashland mall was eternal bliss. We even walked through out Turkey Creek Lake as I sometimes held her hand to help her through the rough passages as Bigfoot and the Leshy cheered us on... I ABSOLUTELY adored it when I got to make her laugh. Yet, I felt unappreciated for all the stuff I did for her... I was her Seraphim servant.. A very vacant feeling. One time, we were sitting on the couch and she was showing me something on her phone and I felt a strange heat around her pelvic region(Butt and vagina area). I had to sit close to her to see what she was showing me and there was noticeable temperature. That "heat" or "warmth" that was radiating made me sexually aroused and I couldn't help it. Glued to the electric chair, I was.. And because of those "feelings", it made me have a dream where I was over at Turkey Creek Lake and I was having sex with a female Canadian goose.. You can't control what you dream about... Since Alessandra left, I've been walking around the empty streets of New Boston with her constantly on my mind like a brainiac parasite. She's apparently coming back in late June to go with us to Port Clinton. We can look for Bessie down there.. I have a lot to say about Alessandra but I think you get the point... 

Idk why but ever since October of last year, I've had some mystical chasm with Mexican/Spanish women.. I've been noticing a pattern... THAT REALLY SHORT SPAN FILIPINO GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T COUNT, YOU BIOLOGICAL JUMPING BEAN! THAT'S ASIA! Idk.. I guess the Chupacabra danced in a cold desert and changed his diet to Coyotes and other canine... The bovine wasn't spicy enough... The Chupacabra wants a slush puppy that's Ghost Pepper flavored. Definitely something to think about... Mexican women are majestic OCELOTS... YES! TIFFANY ALSO DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE SHE'S A SAND GINGER!

Yesterday, I shaved my facial mole off. I just slashed it off with that razor because it was constantly in the way...