Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - April 24, 2022

GO AHEAD AND DRINK THE URINE FROM THAT DRAGON! This has been a pretty weird, busy and exceptional month... April. This month has been my most social for sure.. For the most part. Anyways, On the 22nd, I actually did a film project for Callie. It's not like that.. She just needed a guy to play the abusive boyfriend in her music video. Which I think is going to be uploaded, tomorrow. And she turned to me because I have a theatrical flare.. So yeah, I had to pretend to beat up Callie with blood coming out of her mouth(Fake blood obviously) and she sprays me in the eyes with cologne. The spraying in the eyes was the real part. Everything else wasn't. Lol. And it obviously burned my eyes but I felt like the abusive boyfriend deserved it. Which means I deserved it. Even if it was played for black comedy and I didn't actually brutalize her. Callie is a red cricket blessing our ear drums for sure. Great singer. Illuminati clone of Regina Spektor. The platinum thing about Callie is that she's a very active humanoid. Like, she's the type of person who will work along with you. She's not a dead frog in a science class. As far as I'm aware and concerned... When you're with a person and you're super quiet. Of course things are going to get awkward and dry. That's the problem I had with Alessandra. Callie will be the jack in the box or jester with you while Alessandra will struggle to even dance with me. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WON'T DANCE WITH ME! Ya know, I don't always wanna be the only "entertainer" while everyone else is the "audience". The person or "friend" has to work with me. And with Callie, you don't have to worry about that. It's always fun with her. Sure, she mainly only got me to come over to help her with a project BUT STILL. DON'T JUST RELY ON ME TO HAVE A FIREWORK STUCK UP MY BUTT! Callie is a good hard worker... Anyways, I really wanted Callie to ALSO give me a grandiose wedgie until she rips it off and suffocates me with my own underwear but we didn't have that much time... I felt like the "boyfriend" deserved to be in the Hellish pits to where not even a behemoth can climb out of. Like, how dare you hit a woman because you think you can. But yeah, I did all that in Sciotoville.. I think all abusive boyfriends/husbands deserve to be suffocated in some way... Get a dose of their own medicine... And I want the slapstick comedy that I go through to be genuine. Makes it funnier. The more laughs I produce, the more secure I feel, I suppose... 

We had to go over to Wheelerburg and I had to help her get some candy off the ground. With the cars involved, it was a lollipop holocaust. One car beeped the horn at me because I got in the middle of the road to get this crushed sucker "roadkill". Tasted like pineapple, tire and gravel rolled into one dumdum. See, I feel like I DESERVED to do all this MOSTLY fun stuff. Because how f*****g long have I been locked up in my cottage room or apartment with not a whole lot to do as I looked AT PEOPLE IN FACEBOOK PHOTOS WHO LIVE AROUND HERE, GOING TO ALL THESE FUN A*S PLACES WITH THEIR BUDDIES LIKE SPOILED BRATS!? Exactly... It made me feel like the hopeless doomer that I still am... I'm serious, f**k those people. Surreal lava inside the crater.

Yesterday, I was at the Atomic bank for 3 minutes because I needed some leprechaun fetuses. I was telling Mckenzie about how I was going to go home and cover an old shoe in chocolate syurp and hot sauce, then eat it. I wanted to eat it because Alessandra wore those dirty white shoes of mine for a couple days and it was like apart of her was going to be inside of me. I do technically miss her. I get home and I get one of the shoes that she wore and... there were a few setbacks like what Cortex said in Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped... I didn't have any hot sauce or choco syrup like I thought I had... Okay. I just decided to use peanut butter, instead. I had a dog leash around my neck to bring that full canine or cynocephali spirit out. I kept biting and chewing on that peanut buttered shoe and my dull omnivore teeth just couldn't tear at it... Soooo, it was mostly a video of me licking and chewing on the shoe... Oh well, I think you got the point of the video. I chose the song "Nightcall" by Kavinsky for the project... I got that song from 2011 film "Drive". Yeah... I've been watching a lot of "Doomer" films lately.