Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - May 1, 2022

BLAAAAAAAAAACK VELVET! A NEW CAKE THAT'LL BRING YOU TO YOUR STOMACH! Black Velvet if you please... Yep... The coyote strikes back... I ALMOST had a girlfriend but I decided not to... Because this girl was too promiscuous for me and tainted by the world... I can't date a girl who just goes around making tiktok videos of her twerking to mainstream rap music. That's not my type. She lives in New Boston as well but I canceled the date because I actually didn't have enough money.. Lena is her name.. Why is it EVERY TIME a girl feels a magnetic energy with me, she has to be very.. provocative? Why can't I attract a girl who's asexual? And then Gwen from the Philippines(Gwen is Geniza, BTW) starts pulling me in with her seductive powers this morning... It's like I have to TRY to grab the floor with my doggy nails to resist. She was telling me I'm "cute, unique, and genuine" and sending me photos of her butt. DAAAAYUM, IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO ESCAPE THE DIFFICULT TEMPTATIONS OF THE SUCCUBUS SPIRIT! I just wanted to help her because some creep wanted to make her his "submissive lover" and she didn't want that. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SEXUAL, GUYS! No wonder why I can't escape a Freudian fantasy of self genital destruction. 

Anyways, I did a very special video for Alessandra. I can't wait to upload it when I get out of FB jail. It's both comedic and loving at the same time. I found a piece of paper that she drew on up in the apartment when she was down here. It was of a wolf or some canine creature that I always follow. BUT IN THAT VIDEO, I ate her drawing. It was somewhat difficult like I did gag on the piece of paper but water helps. It was a way to make up for how I couldn't properly eat that shoe that she wore for a couple days. Eating that drawing of hers was a compliment for how good her art is and how I want a part of her to always be with me because I love her. My parents have been firing the projectiles at each other quite a bit.. They've been bickering about Alessandra. Dad thinks she's perfect for me while mom seems to wanna stay away from dad as much as possible..

As for social interactions.. Yesterday, I seen this girl with a ring that resembles a blue eye and I asked her if it had magical powers because it seemed like it did. I told her that it seemed like an Illuminati ring that has the ability to freeze people like ice, sort of.. Today, I was at the mall and I tried getting my mom some lotion for mother's day. And I tried asking one of the workers if they had anything that was MAYBE diarrhea from a fairy and the lady just stared at me and said "I don't think we have anything like that". I mean, I was trying to be funny but at the same time literal because these people are supposed to be professionals. If you don't have any sincere fairy diarrhea then at least give me something that's similar.. You work with all kinds of perfume, candles and lotion. Ya know? Oh well.. And then when I found a candle and I was ready to pay for it at the counter, IT WAS TOO MUCH MONEY! Very awkward.. Luckily, I found a butterfly necklace at another store for mom but still.. My mom also spanked my butt so hard with a wet wash cloth that it turned my bottom into Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Lol. I got her to do it because she's getting out that bottled up lava vicariously, through me. That was pretty fun and humorous.. I'm always a martyr or a "humanoid punching bag" for someone because I TRY to be caring..

As of right now, I just wish I could just have some real friends to hang out with. It's those social media photos that are lighting my organs on fire... I was just lucky that Callie needed someone to act in her music video THAT ONE DAY and I helped her get all that candy that was on the road and into her bag like scavengers... Now, it's just me and I don't like that... 

I'd really like to talk about my infant and toddler years... It's funny because I just now realized I feel like I talked about all my previous years EXCEPT for the years before I started school.. Well, as a baby, I was just "happy" and "quiet". Well, I was also a fat goblin. Lol. Fatter than most babies, anyways. As for toddler, I loved discovering things.. I was always outside, turning over rocks to look for insects and play with them like they were my friends. I was so bad about getting into things that my parents had to have locks on the cabinets because I kept wanting to climb into things and find stuff. Just curious.. I also had a habit of "hand flapping" and running on my tip toes. At the time, my parents didn't know about Asperger's. I also LOVED dressing up. There's all these goofy photos of me dressing up like "sea monster superheroes", "pirates in their underwear" or putting a long strand of toilet paper up my butt to make it look like I had an animal tail. I also had a habit of peeing anywhere and everywhere. I would just whip it out and pee like it's nothing out in public until my mom finally got it through my head that I shouldn't pee in front of strangers. Lol. Kids will be kids, ya know?