Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - August 5, 2022

UH OH! THE COYOTE HAS CRASH LANDED INTO MY SECRET BASE ON A GIANT ZARATAN TURTLE! Umm... To say I've been pissed off, lately is kind of an understatement. Just so many meteors have been shooting through my heart.. My red laptop has been gang banged by gremlins, so I had to get a new one. I took that laptop and I bashed my head against it, hit it multiple times with a hatchet, and grabbed a big, fresh, dog t**d from the alley and smashed it into this already dead laptop. Just out of nowhere, it stopped working so I had to do something with it before any lizard people could get a hold of it.. Ya know? So yeah... I also couldn't go to my nephew's birthday party... I bought him something and dad had to give it to him. Most people know I'm not on a congenial platform with my brother in law and... really, just my sister's family in general... Mom had to stay home because we had to watch over Meadow because she's been bleeding due to the stitches. If the Bride Of Frankenstein was a pooch. Lol... But the thing that's REALLY making me miss my appointments with the Sandman is NECKLACE GIRL. Yes... Feels like I haven't typed that much about her in a while but here I am... She's got a damn boyfriend... Billy Mays: "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!". Ya know, I wouldn't be so disturbed by this if the guy wasn't such a tengu. His name is Nathan. LAST YEAR, she was talking about what a "narcissistic, manipulative, abuser" he was. Well now, she decides to date him. HE'S CLEARLY GOT HER HYPNOTIZED BECAUSE HE'S A CULT LEADER AND A M.K. ULTRA PUPPET MASTER! I guess all that stuff I did for her last year after she was SUPPOSEDLY DONE WITH HIM was a waste. Let me tell you something, Nate. There is nothing special about you. You're nothing but a stereotypical New Ager and you can shove those cliche crystals so far up your butt that you puke them out. You're not even handsome. You look like a bear wolf hybrid with mange... Gotta go help mom with groceries. Brb...

No wonder why I urinated into a water gun and shot it at the ceiling fan.. RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD! More like lemon drops...