The Nature of Ivanka

           The Nature of Ivanka

 

 

I would never have a Folger's, Nespresso nor a Sanka

not if I could have Ivanka.

Whether she’s brushing the hair from her face

being an example to the human race

or playing her part in monumental disgrace

it’s not cause she wants ta

but ya hafta

if you're gonna be Ivanka.™