For Men Over Fifty

For Men Over Fifty

A Poem by Montag
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For Men Over Fifty

 

 


At the start it's game on.


In 1 week you get smart.

In 2 weeks your life is leveled up.

In 3 weeks you can bench press your new girlfriend.

In 4 weeks you’re doing the frug on Hullabaloo.

In 5 weeks you open the door to a process server.

In 6 weeks it’s cartwheels and ketamine.

In 8 weeks you're disputing billable hours.

In 9 weeks you capture a coyote with your bare hands.

In 10 weeks your crypto wallet is strangely empty.

In 5 months custody arrangements are made final.


In one year you're the most dangerous man in the room.

© 2025 Montag


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Your work is absolutely remarkable, and I will love to help to bring it to life through story art and animation and also i can help you to reach a broader audience. Do you have any other social media account when we can connect? you can find me on this Telegram: @Yaroslava_6ixyes or discord: @yaroslava70

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Added on April 24, 2025
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Montag
Montag

Oakland, CA



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