For Men Over FiftyA Poem by MontagFor
Men Over Fifty At the start it's game on. In 1 week you get smart. In 2 weeks your life is leveled up. In 3 weeks you’re the man you were supposed to be. In 4 weeks you can bench press your new girlfriend. In 5 weeks you’re doing the frug on Hullabaloo. In 6 weeks you open the door to a process server. In 8 weeks it’s cartwheels and ketamine. In 9 weeks you're disputing billable hours. In 10 weeks you capture a coyote with your bare hands. In 12 weeks your crypto wallet is strangely empty. In 5 months custody arrangements are made final. In 1 year you're the most dangerous man in the room. © 2026 MontagReviews
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