Miss. Adela N'evertil: Scenes to Beam

Prohibition 1922. Anywhere America U.S.A. Sincereley, Miss. Adela N'evertil

And a good morning, afternoon or what ever time you stole this newspaper in order to read my column,

cause it ain't a crime to check up on your favorite Night Life reporter in black silk........

Where to start my dearies? Perhaps you girls are ready to find that nice continental style........

The Empire Club is just the place for that 'continental' feeling of waitresses from Brokenly and Gin as dry as Arizona in the middle of July..

Not to say the small horn section might make up for the rowdy Englishmen whom think every girl is a dove and force a warm meet soup they call 'Ale'....


My recommendation, this is a place for those perceptive in-laws you want to leave the $3.34 check plus tip for.
(and she never heard from him again, thank god!)

After a very disappointing and boring first destination, this reporter jumped one train and a taxi ride to a lively joint by the piers.

Imperial boosts a lavish style from the art books of Venice and Rome, yes dear readers "Italian Decor".......

But gentlemen of the boon docks, farmer-ville and twisted bench Alabama, you too will become beguiled by the dark beauties of the Roman Empire.

The Roman wine, served warm and with small little leaves, was enough to knock your girl back.

Thankfully a handsome Cowboy, (by way of Hollywood) came to my rescue. And what a rescue it was my sweet naughty readers.

His 'Tramp' friend was also attending, on the arm of a charming young red head, or maybe a blonde, or me.

Might have been all three, because the sounds of that speed of the solo dark haired beauty place the violin as a tiny fat man sang the most beautiful song you have heard.

With the slow music and Operatic  tone, 'vino', your girl felt a little sleepy. Thankfully, our 'Cowboy' and 'Tramp', knew of a lively place.

Big City Blues, is just the right place for a girl to have a proper 'Side Car'. Not those so unfashionable knockoff's, but the real McCoy.  No chorus line to speak off, just the smooth sounds of a record player and the bartender singing.

Not at all bad, with the company of my the 'cowboy,' tramp' and a funny faced English fella off the boat with his own personal gentleman's gentleman; how do you like that?

My new friends from across the pond, (and be a discrete reporter) 'Bert' got up and sang a song about 'ginger sailors', as his 'valet'(if you please) kept amazing time on an out of tune piano. 

The Sgt. of busted up the place was kind enough to allow him to finish, not before yours truly made a fast for the side door.

A girl must keep her reputation after all, but my dear readers. Your girl on the spot was nearly taken in, thankfully the 'cowboy' and 'tramp' began spraying the unfashionable boys in blue with Champagne,

Sorry for running fellas.
But your girl could not bare letting her readers down.

Now you imagine the dizzy spell of your reporter, a certain 'Home Run King' recently coming off of a forced absence from the game.

Drove up to help a girl in distress.

Now ladies, if you do not think a big man can be graceful. Than those of you who saw our 'Babe' last night swimming in the fountain of a well known down town hotel.

They can tell you, a large man has more grace than the entire chorus line that joined him.

Sadley, your reporter had to flee when she heard the flat foot steps of 'Johnny Law'

Now it is time for your girl to spruce up like a Christmas goose, the 'home run' king is taking me out to dinner.










Sincerely,


Miss Adela N'evertil

Author's Note

Reviews

[Shelley Holt-Lowrey]

Absolutely a brilliant piece. I love our reviewer and I think perhaps she roams this site elsewhere. Or perhaps I knew her back there and have only been recently reincarnated into this time and place.

Have to wonder about a mind that is able to reach in and pull something like this out. Almost makes the video calling card bearable. :)

[Brittni]

It takes a very crafty and creative person to be able to seamlessly jump from one frame of mind into another. Not a beat was missed. Very well written.

[Mia]

This is probably the most interesting thing I’ve read on here…some moments I though…I get it and then back to being completely puzzled. It takes some kind of special mind to have people keep reading through their confusion and still enjoy it!

[Corset]

I don't think I have ever fully understood anything you say, which fascinates the hell out of me, your mind is a fast track to the back seat of the nearest taxi, but I mean that in the best of ways, you never let down your readers, always unique roller coaster effect in your writes. Exceptionally chaotic as always!

[Pax]

enjoyed this one, a well thought story as if every stanza speaks of different storyline itself. Nice write keep it up my friend.