A cut above the trousers

A trouser leg was cut to short

Exposing the blokes scabby wart 

Trouser zip was removed as well

From the fly why can't you tell

Making room for such light touch

By a bloke with hands so butch

Stroking parts from where you pee

Needing a micro-scope to see

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Man,he ain't got much there your right on that !