Granny's Gone but the Coffees On

This was just a Random thought Poem. This always makes me laugh when I read it!

Granny’s gone but the coffees On

Granny’s gone but the coffees on
She went downtown you see
To have some fun my hunny bun
My coffee I will drink

Granny’s gone but the coffees on
She went to play the slots
A little Russian roulette will sure dang hit the spot
Turn it this way turn it that
This game is really hot
Just like my coffee and it sure hits the spot

Granny’s gone but the coffees on
She won her game
And now she’s on the run
Well this is just insane
A trip to old Mexico she did take
And now my coffees getting cold
Oh please my grannie come back my coffees getting cold

Granny’s gone and the coffees gone
Now I must make my own
For she can’t come back from old Mexico
I should have never let her go
For now I must brew my own
So listen well my hunny bun
Never let her out of your sight
For grannies on the run tonight