A Little P***y

A Poem that is not what you think it is! ;)

A Little P***y

I'm going to talk about P***y
This much is true
About all the special things
They like to do

Some P***y's like water
Some P***y's are smarter
Some P***y's are clean
And P***y's can get dirty

There are black P***y's
And there are white
If you touch it just right
It might scream with delight

Some P***y's are hairy
And very scary
Some P***y's are bald
And some P***y's are small

They say man's best friend is dog
But I think it is P*****s they like
For I have not met a one man
Who doesn't like a little P***y in his lap

For those that have a dirty mind
I think you need to clean
Because what I'm talking about
I don't think you see
For it is the cats
I'm talking about
If there be any doubt

Reviews

[Jamestown]

Hilarious, second good laugh of the day thanks!

[Deviant Works]

Ahaha! I swear if your name wasn't MrsKittyKat I wouldn't believe you.:) This is a fabulous poem! So clever. When it got to the very bottom, 'For those that have a dirty mind'... I was like oops... Even with your description stating this isn't what we would think, I still fell for it all the way. Absolutely cracked me up and I always thank those who can make me laugh.

[Relic]

hahahahaha. Right, cats. I like those too. ;)