My Apple Ned

I had an apple named Ned.

He was round and deep blood red.

He was not very nice.

He taunted the mice,

'Til I found him half eaten and dead

Reviews

[Dr. Wood ?]

I bet the maggots did it........Good to find some comedy on here I was beginning to think I was the only one

[Frances O'Neill]

Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! E..er Laugh! Laugh! Why did you name your apples, again?

[FocusedAmnesia]

Aww, this was so good; funny and sad.