Alphabetical Infidelities

A Poem by Neville

Have a laugh on me, I will she said....Only words, don't ask....

Alphabetical Infidelities

Andy, Bob, Chris and Dave

Eric, Frank, Geoff and Hal

Ian, Jim, Karl and Lee

Not forgetting

Mike, Ned, Owen and Pete

Then of course there was

Quentin, Rick, Steve and Tom

Not to mention

Uriah, Vic, Walt and Xavier

Who first seemed a decent chap

But also good old

Yves and Zack…..

These are just a few guys

She screwed behind my back

© 2018 Neville

Author's Note

Puts a whole new perspective on pro's dont ya think........

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barleygirl

Clever way of adding humor to a possibly deflating habit. I remember trying to tally up my conquests at some point in my mid-20's, but I should've stuck with only the 26 possibilities that the alphabetical approach allows. Wish I'd thought of this, way back when I was a nymphomaniac! (Maybe it would've helped me keep them straight!) *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

Posted 7 Years Ago

7 Years Ago

Ha, this one started on the Cyrillic alphabet and moved on to Chinese Kanji before moving on...Cheer.. read more

sette

hahaha... what a good and passionate life for the girl whoever she is, too many viands she had tasted. you really made my day my friend, i was laughing so hard while reading this piece.