Cutlery Talking

No kidding, it's a fact of life

Cutlery Talking

 

Knifing

In the whole wide world

Feels quite like

Spooning

Except for maybe

Forking

Which of course

Feels infinitely better

And that is just

A fact of life

That ain’t just cutlery

For ya talking

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

if deemed too risque for everyone, just let me know & I will rate it as mature... no probs... N

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

An example of delightfully clever word play that will change the way I open the utensil drawer for some time to come ...

[Neville]

Yes damn it, do be careful Ms Anderson... many thank you's too.......... N

[sette]

i like the poem i like how spooning is used here in defense of knifing... poor knife how can you cut all things you need to cook food when you look at knife like that...lol

[Neville]

I dunno, tis a mystery for sure...... N

[Mrudula Rani]

Poor knife.....how frustrating it is not able to Spoon. That cuts deep!

[Neville]

just goes to prove, the first cut is not always the deepest..... cheers my dear friend........ N

[Mrudula Rani]

I trust your words on that matter, my friend.Tudo de bom( all the best).

[Neville]

..................x

[Chris Shaw]

You are very good at this word play thingy Neville. I will never be able to pick up a fork again now without thinking of these words lol. Good morning to you.

Chris

[Neville]

Cheers Chris & a good un to you too..... Neville

[Chris Shaw]

:)) Have a lovely day

[Neville]

..................N x

[Gee]

Forking hell Nev, you’ll have Mary Whitehouse on your case.
We need more “ different” on this site as much is very samey.
Hope you have recovered :))

[Neville]

I shall spoon be back to my old self Gee.. and thanks for the thumbs up... stay well yerself....... Neville

[Ghost]

It depends on the persons mind here how the take this to be... I like the way you expressed it, thanks for sharing Neville..

[Neville]

You are very kind indeed my dear Friend Ghost... maybe sometimes my words, or rather the way I corrupt them, can be too sharp to be considered safe......... Neville

[Ghost]

Again it depends on the person and how they take the context of the poem.. I find your writing very straight forward sometimes and like it... Thanks for sharing

[Neville]

Cheers................. Neville