Tease

... just words .. but messin with them any old how .. because that's what we do

Tease

 

She seems to have quite a thing

for the key tucked neatly

between Z and C don’t you think

 

 

Yes, she distributes exes  

like nobody’s business

my word, doesn’t she just …  

 

But rarely hits the spot

for the likes of you and me

she’s such a xxxxx predictable tease

 

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Tho not widely experienced anymore these days, I would venture to say (based on some of the bad approaches I've received) that teasing is a lost art. Back in the day, to be a tease was looked down upon, as your poem seems to suggest. But nowadays, I wouldn't mind diving back into the slow seduction of a time-consuming tease! (((DIBS))) Fondly, Margie

[Neville]

Dive, dive, dive :) (DEPFS) fondly N x

[Robert Trakofler]

I like o's more nobody ever Ooo's me any more I get lots of no's but never oh's must be something I said

[Neville]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ya kiddin write :)

[Robert Trakofler]

XXXXXXX LOL

[Neville]

................. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh x

[Papaya]

I had to check my keyboard for this one! :)
I need to start dropping some more exes!
Xxxxxxxxxxxx

[Neville]

.... exactly :) x

[Einstein Noodle]

brings a broad smile to me face sir ... when it comes to women .. I do confess ... teasing will get me every time ... gullible old me eh!? :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
E.

[Neville]

that's reverse psychology mate .. if they think they got ya ... you got em .... I'll drink to that my friend :)))))

[Einstein Noodle]

ok............i'll believe that! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Neville]

..........................N is :) ing 2

[Lorry]

So she sends too many xxx's and sounds like she's a bit of an ex collector too. That narrows it down to about 42.638% of the females on here Nev.
Wonder what percentage it would be if it were about a he.
Nicely done sir. (x)
😀

[Neville]

dunno.. give us a clue Loz you are more keyed up than me .. I was bangin on about our local neighbourhood watch secretary who keeps lobbing letters through me door ... and I aint even in a neighbourhood 😀 know wot ya mean tho ..

[Lorry]

Ha, they'd have a bloody long walk to get to my door here, i stay about three miles from civilisation and one neighbour. It's a total b***h forgetting the milk at the shops 😀

[Neville]

maybe just a tad further off the beaten track than me ... eva thought about getting a cow .... dont even go there 😀

[Lorry]

I did, but the noxious plume of farts is a bit off-putting... The cow said 😀

[Neville]

I know it might sound a load of old bullocks but heffer tried a freesia ... woah' that's enuf dont go there neeva :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

sounds like Elizabeth Taylor...her theme song was "Next."

[Neville]

... dont we all know one or two eh' jacob .. cheers sir

[Chris Shaw]

What fun. Sounds like someone is a bit trigger happy on the computer keyboard. Teasing in my day, was considered flirtatious. I've always been damn stingy with my x's :)

Chris

[Neville]

and quite writely too ..neva the less .. I imagine you have many exe's tho :) .. just flirting x

[Chris Shaw]

Ha... to have an ex you have to have been a together in the first place. I've even been stingy there too:) Flirting though, well that just makes the world go round don't it?

X

[Neville]

.. flirtin round the skirtin beats beatin round the bushin my opinion :)

[Chris Shaw]

You have such a way with words:) beatin around the bush, don't seem gentle to me.

[Neville]

depends wot ya wack it wiv ..