Makin Munchies

.......................... just a little bit of fun for a wet n windy weekend .. have one on me .. a larf that is :)

Makin Munchies

 

So we all sat in a circle, on cushions

it was then, the in thing to do

and no one, of course made a sound …

 

Except Derick

Who could not stop sniffing

When the joss sticks were handed around

 

Now Jill could skin with one hand

a six skinner

on the B side of a Dylan LP ..

 

And I wasn’t bad with the roaches

So in no time we were all bloomin buzzin

Like a shed load of bumbling bees ..

 

Now while some were having a serious ball

others were more casually swapping

Their telephone numbers and bodily fluids

 

And some there was no bloody stopping

tho’ others were desperately hoping

Okay .. so there may well have been one ..

 

Who was busy as hell quite simply

doing absolutely nothing

But no one gave a toss about shopping

 

Except Derek of course

who just sat there both sniffin and moping

Everyone else had a marvellous time except Derek

 

Who begged us to quit pullin punches

so we did as he asked and toked the hours away

and ended up all getting da munchies … 

 

Author's Note

................................predominantly inspired by Margie .. Barleygirl wink wink fondly ...

Reviews

[Lorry]

This reminfs me of Kevin Bridges last special, where he tells a tale of being busted by his parents in his teens, by his expertise in assembling fajitas a little too expertly, despite having never had them before. Skinning three together with guacamole, ripping off part of the old el paso box for a roach and borroeing his grans crucifix to tamp it down. 😀
Luckily, my parents were old fashioned and didnt bother with "that foreign muck!" 😀
Now, where did I put that Dylan album? 😀
Great way to cheer up a Saturday of amber warnings and flood alerts Nev. Just don't let the Rizlas get wet or they'll do the concertina of doom 😀

[Neville]

Ha ha .. its the way ya chillum .... bong goes another ... cant think of anythin that rhymes with hookah .......... 😀

[Lorry]

The weed was so strong that it rattled and shooker 😀

[Neville]

He was such a gentle fellow .. all down to mellow yellow 😀

[Lorry]

But not as much as poor old Howie, comatose on mowie wowie 😀

[Lorry]

And even worse poor old Kate Bush,
Who lost her voice on Afghan Khoosh.

[Neville]

Write sed Neb red leb it is Den ..Den sed Thai temple balls around ya nutz .. dont be daft ya stoopid klutz .. Neb said just you be told .. you can get all floaty on more rocan gold :)

[Lorry]

What were we talking about? Got distracted by pizza 😀

[Neville]

.... Wot ya doin in Italy :)

[barleygirl]

There's so much here to DIGEST! (Yum!) First, I envy you a wet weekend, since it's been 40*C plus here for over a week & my fire, tho almost out, has been very smoky. I love this party scene, reminding me of getting together & letting the ease of good times overtake everyone's better judgement. I can't help but wonder if there will ever be a party-scene like this again? Or will close physical contact & sharing bongs & drinks & saliva become some ancient ritual they teach about how things used to be!?!? I don't know how I inspired you to write about partying . . . I never party! Especially not in words! *wink! wink!* (((THUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Neville]

Who knows what the future holds for any of us Margie ...

am just amazed that a solitary toker can be such a joker (CHEWS) fondly .. Neville

[Chris Shaw]

Well you know how much I like Dylan. When I read this, I thought you know times don't change that much after all. I've got my young people who participate in the Devil's lettuce, they think I can't smell it. Out in the garden they go to the caravan, where the stink wafts all the way down the street and both the dog and cat end up high. I was much to much a goodey two shoes, not daring to go there when I was their age, and now time is running out. However I have to say, I might just surprise them all one day by asking if I can have a quick drag to calm me down. Needless to say, me larder needs replenishing frequently at all times of day and night when they have been on the salad. This made me laugh. You know whenever I take the dog for a walk in our neighbourhood, the stink is everywhere. They are all at it.

Chris

[Neville]

Ha .. you got me larfin here .. Many years ago when my Mum was in a lot of chronic pain .. I gave her some of that lettuce .. and believe me .. it worked .. like a miracle it did :)

[Chris Shaw]

I might just find meself buying lettuce. I've had to give up dairy because of intolerances, so no more cake, bikkies, chocs and all things luverly but I know for sure salad is good for yer. A dietician told me :)) Did your mum know what you had been giving her?

[Neville]

.......................... She did :)

[Chris Shaw]

Good on her .......................:))

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Nice way of unwinding.... But having too much munchies can have problem later on... Just kidding:)

[Neville]

..................Hells bells .. tis truly the true truth she tells .. thank you for participating dreamer Sima :)

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Thank you for inviting.... :)