Chat Up Lies

this is about chat up lines .. one that worked .. there have been so many that didn't and dont ..

Chat Up Lies

I don’t wish to stare

   

but don’t want to blink either ..

 

Through some irrational fear

of losing a single moment of you ..

 

And while I don’t wish

  

to teach my granny to suck eggs ..

 

These words, as an icebreaker,

    

at singles events, bus stops or parties etc ..

 

Tend to work far better

  

than anything else, I have tried to date ..

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

You know these lines really made me smile and I thank you for that. Isn’t always easy to break the ice. It takes courage, particularly if you happen to be shy. I started to recall some that I’ve had in the past like, your dreams have come true, I’ve arrived, yes no kiddin. And the Adonis in Malta flashing his cash and his white teeth and shoes. The champagne was on ice. Pleased you changed the title, I read earlier. It didn’t fit. Have a lovely day my friend.

Pleased the chat up line in your poem was one that worked for you. The one that worked for me was at opposite ends of a bar. He asked if I’d like to share his drink. He needn’t have said anything. His eyes had already done the trick.

Chris

[Neville]

Jeez .. how I hate cool dudes like that .. thanks tho' Chris and like I have said so many times before, you have an amazing memory .. N :)

[Chris Shaw]

Blimey, we seem to have crossed in the ether. How many times have we done that :)

[Neville]

dunno, time flies when ya enjoying yourself dunnit :)

[Matthew Kult]

I never seem to be able to find the right words. They escape me or I fumble and bumble.

Great read.

With love,

Matthew

[Neville]

you are not alone Matt .. its the practice that makes for an eventual win .. stick at it and just mark my words sir .. Wishing you well .. Neville

[willweb]

Now why didn't I ever think of using that line, mine usually was, "What is your sign" to which I normally received a response like...It's "Stop" or "Do not enter". Nice one my friend.

[Neville]

it just goes to show that all thar revising occasionally pays off .. cheers will .. just don't ever use the one 'excuse me luv, you got summat hangin off ya hooter' .. Neville