Cruise Snobs

and no kidding, every one of em turned into crazy little kids when the equator drew near ..

Cruise Snobs

Here on the uppermost deck

where there

is not one single Adonis

  or Aphrodite ..

A whole s**t load of posers

and masses

of cellulite, bad manners

and cheap bling

appear to have been thrown

together and then

tossed like some grandiose

ego salad

  

around the hot tub and bar ..

Which is maybe

why I feel most comfortable

  down below ..

 

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

I met Adonis once in a bar in Malta.Flashing his cash he was and his pearly whites, which matched his white shoes:) This is such a fun poem. Brought some laughter on a very wet morning. Bling and cellulite. You are hilarious.

Chris

[Neville]

... One does try one's damndest Chris, Cheers 🍷

Neville