When I Found Myself on eBay

When I Found Myself on eBay

 

When by chance

I found myself on eBay ..

 

I realised

I might just have made it ..

 

But then,

was given up, or thrown away ..

 

 

Author's Note

this is absolutely 100% true but you can get me cheaper from Amazon ..

Reviews

[John the Baptist]

Be careful, N. You might end up with the Salvation Army.

[Neville]

I do believe they are a species in decline & anyway, I fear I shall be long gone but thanks for the warning and obvious concern sir ... Neville

[John Sullivan]

I mean, I got Prime. I'll take one!

[Neville]

You sir are a gentleman .. monies for all but the last one are divided between my fave charities Breast Cancer, Mental Health & Brain Tumour research .. Monies for the tenth one is solely for Brain Tumour Research .. Neville

[Stella Armour]

just had a look and i am on there too .... twice as expensive as Amazon!!

We should make a banner and protest 😂

[Neville]

Becuz ya wurf it Stella 😄👍

[Stella Armour]

becuz uz wurf it Nev ... me an thee lad !

[Chris Shaw]

No neva!! E bay is for throw aways. I found you on Amazon. You arrived in pristine condition. Not scruffy and well used lol. Funny.

Chris

[Neville]

sumbody obviously wanted to get shot of me .. maybe an unwanted gift .. thanks Chris .. xread more
sumbody obviously wanted to get shot of me .. maybe an unwanted gift .. thanks Chris .. x

Neville

[Chris Shaw]

An unwanted gift:) As long as it wasn’t your nearest and dearest, I expect you’ll survive 😂

[Chris Shaw]

You are on the shelf. A proper shelf in my house :)

[Neville]

Thank you our Chris I consider that a real honour