Fake Nudes

Fake Nudes

 

I want to be ten stone twelve pounds

again naked

   

   with my old oud and my bandages on ..

 

Reviews

[Lorry]

Aah, I remrlember the days in the Klonh long ago when I weighed 10 stone 10 pounds, but then again I probably saved a few pounds by never owning an oud... which by the way I only know of because of Bill Bailey (on YouTube and type his name and oud and you'll see some bizarre comedy moment)
But I get it... well, I did before my beer belly became a permanent shelf! 😃

[Neville]

Ha got'cha Loz .. my Oud is rubbed gently on my pulse points and weighs nothing but costs a small fortune .. tis wurf it tho mate give it a try .. 🐧💛🐧👍xx

[petec3638]

I see that I must brush up on mi locl

[petec3638]

dialects

stupid meshin

[Neville]

I'm told a wise workman never blames his tools .. & all that jazz .. Neville

[Chris Shaw]

Woody, Smokey and Earthy. What’s a few pounds and bandages when you are wearing oud. Can smell it from here. Honest.

Chris

[Neville]

I used to oscillate between patchouli, monsieur worth & old oud .. but as I got older, I have tended to favour the latter and get a lot of compliments .. tis not to be sniffed at .. but then you know that don'tcha our Chris .. Ta for tagging along ..

Neville 💜

[Chris Shaw]

patchouli is actually the bees knees :)

[Neville]

Lucky B's 💜

[Gee]

10 stone 12, man I'd have to cut off both legs and 1 arm. Every time I visit the quack they tell me to lose 3 stone and the good lady then tells me if I do she'll leave me ! Not sure whether she prefers a bit of lard or is looking forward to the life insurance payout.
Had to Google oud:))

[Neville]

Cheers Gee .. I would have got here before now but you temporarily closed your account .. am glad you came back mate .. Neville

[Brad Dehler]

Catching title, interesting voyage with proposal to have the oud (instrument?) and bandages on. The concept of "naked with bandages" shows the deep interconnected nature of our wounds....

[Neville]

I am delighted you stopped by and gave the thumbs up to my little scribble my friend .. thank you so very much indeed .. Neville 👍

[Brad Dehler]

:)
Absolutely!