Fake Nudes

Fake Nudes

A Poem by Neville

Fake Nudes

 


I want to be ten stone twelve pounds


again naked

   

   with my old oud and my bandages on ..

 

© 2025 Neville


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Aah, I remrlember the days in the Klonh long ago when I weighed 10 stone 10 pounds, but then again I probably saved a few pounds by never owning an oud... which by the way I only know of because of Bill Bailey (on YouTube and type his name and oud and you'll see some bizarre comedy moment)
But I get it... well, I did before my beer belly became a permanent shelf! 😃

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

petec3638

3 Months Ago

I see that I must brush up on mi locl
petec3638

3 Months Ago

dialects

stupid meshin
Neville

3 Months Ago


I'm told a wise workman never blames his tools .. & all that jazz .. Neville



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Woody, Smokey and Earthy. What’s a few pounds and bandages when you are wearing oud. Can smell it from here. Honest.

Chris

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Neville

2 Months Ago


I used to oscillate between patchouli, monsieur worth & old oud .. but as I got older, I hav.. read more
Chris Shaw

2 Months Ago

patchouli is actually the bees knees :)
Neville

2 Months Ago


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10 stone 12, man I'd have to cut off both legs and 1 arm. Every time I visit the quack they tell me to lose 3 stone and the good lady then tells me if I do she'll leave me ! Not sure whether she prefers a bit of lard or is looking forward to the life insurance payout.
Had to Google oud:))



Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Neville

2 Months Ago


Cheers Gee .. I would have got here before now but you temporarily closed your account .. am.. read more
Aah, I remrlember the days in the Klonh long ago when I weighed 10 stone 10 pounds, but then again I probably saved a few pounds by never owning an oud... which by the way I only know of because of Bill Bailey (on YouTube and type his name and oud and you'll see some bizarre comedy moment)
But I get it... well, I did before my beer belly became a permanent shelf! 😃

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

petec3638

3 Months Ago

I see that I must brush up on mi locl
petec3638

3 Months Ago

dialects

stupid meshin
Neville

3 Months Ago


I'm told a wise workman never blames his tools .. & all that jazz .. Neville
Catching title, interesting voyage with proposal to have the oud (instrument?) and bandages on. The concept of "naked with bandages" shows the deep interconnected nature of our wounds....

Posted 4 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Neville

4 Months Ago


I am delighted you stopped by and gave the thumbs up to my little scribble my friend .. than.. read more
Brad Dehler

4 Months Ago

:)
Absolutely!

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Added on August 26, 2025
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Neville
Neville

Gone West folks....., United Kingdom



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