Call my dick the bandwagon, jump on it,
Yours is disgustin you make girls vomit,
Yours is infected probably toxic,
Mines crash bandicoot smashin boxes,
Yours is freaky ya give girls the shivers,
... Mines like a postman, always delivers,
Mine goes everywhere it goes on tours,
Ya can call mine Tyson cos it breaks jaws,
Mine is awesome thats why girls blow me,
You call yours akon cos it is always lonely,
Yours is borin, you cause no wetness,
They call mine ‘Asthma’ i leave em breathless,
They cant hold back these b*****s are restless,
Theyre beggin and gaggin to just get a pearl necklace,
Yeah im the bestest, the best by far,
They call my dick ‘Bisto’ cos they all go ‘aaahhhhh’