Breasts - Synonyms

An old one lost during the wipe out...for my new friends.

 

Breasts

Your faithfulness it tests.

Rack

Some so Huge they break your back.

B***s

They’re Round not Cubes.

Jugs

Don’t like your tugs.

Tits

Determine how your blouse sits.

Bosom

You’d hate to lose ‘em.

Fried eggs

Still preferred to shapely legs.

Boulders

They give you droopy shoulders.

Bust

Touch, lick, suck, nibble, if you must.

Chest

The ‘name’ the Elite think is best.

Cans

It’s NOT every man’s!

Knockers

The Groupies loved by Rockers.

Headlights

When off, the cause of ‘accidental’ fights.

Cones

Brings shivers not only down your spine, but Bones!

Melons

They are the escaped felons.

Cup cakes

You bite them as the Oven Bakes.

Cushions

Or maybe just illusions?!

Knobs

The cause of girlie sobs.

Love monkeys

They’re itched to tease.

Jiggers

Enhance women’s figures.

Bahama mammas

Causes major dramas.

Honkers

The crazy name given by Bonkers.

Hooters

The far range shooters.

Beamers

‘Relight my fire’ streamers.

Whoppers

Can get you many bloopers.

Twins

Not always identical, yet kin(s).

Mosquito bites

Unpleasant sights!

Perkies

Always bring men down to their knees.

 

Breasts!

Constantly look at them you do

Though they’re not looking at you

No, they’re not!

Infact;

Ignoring you, they are;

The reason, they decide,

to eventually

Hang low.

 

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

And my personal favorite, "chinoobees." Whatever they may be called, they have omnipotent, unparalleled power over me. Since I was a wee lad, my eyes have been drawn to them like a moth to a flame. I can't help it--I was born this way. For reasons I shouldn't have to explain, I enjoyed this poem immensely.

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

lol. This was witty. It made me laugh out loud.

[Kelley]

now that was super funny!!! how did you come up with all that?

[Bluet_Belle]

You are amazing:P

This write is so... i dont even know how to say it:P

Hilarious doesnt even begin, unique, creative, brilliant, all those pale in comparison:P

You truly are tallented:P

A masterpiece written about, of ALL THINGS, breasts:|

To write such an amazing piece about such awkward bits...

Kudos, brava:P and so forth and so on:|

[R J Askew]

I'm speechless! On the one hand...yet on the other... Erm? I could add a few more, but... Could also observe that most of the reviewers are also, ahem, orbs of joy men. Nature is no fool and it is clearly all in the curve's allure... Ach, I will not be able to stop...

[bluessadmood]

well this is so nice ,you describe the different sides and names of these two wonderful female body,you do it beautifully ,i really liked the way ,you describe them from all sides and all names given ,its really wonderful work,i liked it a lot,as a work of art,very good work,moayad

[Windy]

LOL, you amaze me, I didn't even know some of those terms, yet again there were some I know all to well!! :) Well done and a great read, the last stanza was a perky (sorry perfect) ending. LOL :)

[Mr. Deft Diction]

LMAO!!! This was an enjoyable read for me, to say the least. As I am DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY a...ummm...lover of such delicious things.

NICE!

[Legion]

What about knee knockers?
Old age brings about those fu***rs. LOL

I like this one two. Although I've never heard them called fried eggs. Hope there is no sausage that goes along with them cause that would be perverse in so many ways. Funny write.

[Christopher Marlowe]

A very funny poem executed with terrific imagination. Great job!!!

CM