one...two...three...baa

Can anyone relate to this?

 

788,789, 790…

…3002, 3003, 3004…

The Sheep keep jumping over the fence

and I’m still wide awake as before.

 

5666, 5667, 5668…

…7999, 8000, 8001…

The white I’ve counted and now come the black.

Will I ever be done?

 

1, 2, 3…

…8, 9, 10…

The numbers got too long

so I started counting again.

 

54, 55, 56…

…70, 71, 72…

I’m gonna hafta start counting again

‘cause I stopped to go to the loo.

 

1, 2, 3…

…4, 5, 6…

It’s been so long,

can this really be fixed?

 

80, 81, 82…

…96, 97, 98…

I guess I shouldn’t fight it,

I should be patient and wait.

 

199, 200, 201…

…309, 310, 311…

At some point I thought I’d get to rest

only when I find myself in heaven.

 

361…362…

…363……….364…

Then I suddenly found myself

knocking on dreamland’s door.

 

…365……..366…

Baaaaa…Baaaaa….Black.....Sheep...

……367……….368………369.........370......371....

….372……………………….three…..hundred…and…. seventy-three…

…….Bottles........of ..........Beer............

 

 

Author's Note

s.n.o.r.e.

btw....sing the last stanza...its fun! :-P

Reviews

[The Flawed]

Cute,
But not one I will write about.
LOL

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

gosh O! you should publish, you are so cute, and original.
Ugh, at least you found beer? LOL xxx mishy

[Bluet_Belle]

:P

This is cute, and again very original:P

And i sang the last stanza:P and it is fun:P

I really like how you incorportated the numbers. That isnt done often, and lots of times it throws people off, but you did a wonderful job here. It flowed well and was entertaining:P

[Emily B]

I've had too many of these nights lately . . . the sheep are too noisy. I kicked them out ages ago.

Funny write!

[bluessadmood]

oh you are funny here,great sense of humor ,put down in words and really came witty and lovely,i just loved to read it ,oh you have very clever writings,i loved them all,great job really

[Orlando Murcia]

You are to funny O
and Damn it I will sing the lasy stanza

Ya take one down and past around
1 fucken thousand beers on the wall

Lol...........

Great job misses!!!!

O part 2

[Windy]

Oh man can I relate!! I don't bother with the sheep anymore they were just to noisey! lol After I read your note I did go back and try to sing that last stanza, it really was funny and frankly I didn't catch the beer thing until them. lol Another good, fun write. Thanks for the laugh. Sweet Dreams!! ;)

[Tomás Ó C..]

Drink the bottles of beer and you wont need to count sheep!!!

[RAWR!]

haha
i have insomnia, this made me laugh.

[John Stussy]

Lol love the last stanza. Finally drifting off and you think of beer?