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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4RvskuFnPY

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I saw a guy

the other day 

poking at a dead dog 

with a stick. 

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After it revived,

it bit him.

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And his look of astonishment 

was made all the more ironic

by the obviousness of

that context. 

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I don't know, man, 

probably 

you just shouldn't have been 

f*****g with it.

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