Don't Kiss Me...I'm Not A Prince.

Um....

So there I was...

Just minding my own business...

When a Witch came along and turned me into a frog.

 

How cliché! you think.

I know.

This has a “Kiss-the-frog-turns-it-into-a-prince” solution, right?

 

Well, not really. I turned that b***h into a fly…

And ate her.

Author's Note

Huh! Guess not all clichés end like they mean to :/



...This is what happens when you drink 10 mountain dews in a row and don't sleep *___*

Reviews

[Kaylor Mason]

I wonder if the frog got stuck by a frog-gigger and fried and served up in a Chinese Restaurant. "Hey look at my plate: it's Kermit!" :)

[L0v3craft]

oh my!

[Victorious]

Dear ParanoidSchizoAngel,

This was hilarious! I just had to say it. I love cliche breakers and this one has got to take the cake. My favorite part, the last two lines had me rolling on the floor. Well done!

Sincerely Victorious

God bless you!

[L0v3craft]

ahhahahaha, cheers, mate!
:)